Friendly reminder that this commercial existed.
i’ve had this mystery purpley splotch on my neck for two months since i went to israel and i never really thought about it at all but yesterday when my mom picked me up from school she started freaking out and made me a dermatologist appointment. for the last two days i’ve been throughly convinced it was obviously cancer or a blood clot at best but i just had the brilliant idea to try to wipe it off and it came off with minimal effort.
so i’ve had dead sea mud on my neck for two months.
I wish you hadn’t gone to Florida.
yes but sans the iron man suit and also twice the alcohol abuse
Thank you based Tyrone. I can now check my privilege every day.
Washington D.C. – In an overwhelming display of passive-aggression and shameless self-promotion, freshman Connor Wilson told his fellow classmates that he, “never studies for anything,” and that he, “never needed to.” The announcement was when his professor made the students in her…
i have to write an analysis on Lincoln’s letter to Thurlow Weed, in which i accidentally wrote Jeremiah Weed 4 times.
if i ever kill anyone just know it’s because the UNCEASINGLY REPETITIVE ads on spotify drove me to do so.
right now i was reading a wikipedia page of some general in some war and it said he lived from 1750-1803 and i thought what kind of military would elect a 13 year old general?
WHY IS A CIS MAN GETTING AN AWARD FOR PLAYING A TRANS WOMAN
because that’s what ACTING is you fucking stupid child
Why did a free girl get an award for playing a slave??????