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this weekend my mom briefly met the guy i am (was?) hooking up with without actually knowing there was anything going on between us, and afterword she said he seemed like a gigantic douche bag. all of the sudden i have no interest in seeing him anymore. 

sororities are great. stop being judgmental. i honesty don’t know what i would do without this external suppert system

like there’s nothing shittier than a person whose judgmental about greek life without ever experiencing it for themselves. it’s really an ugly quality to have.

dont yuck somone elses yum ppl. 

so in my drunken fit i realized i may have promised someone a bid. shit. 

i;ve been drunk for 10 straight hours this is both a new high and a a new low 

My mom always used to tell me that i should strive to have the most amount of choices at all times and I’m happy to announce that at my new job I have the privilege of being able to chose between forcing myself on the metro or forcing myself on the bus every single day because they’re both within 2 blocks of the office.

today einstein’s gave me pumpkin cream cheese rather than the light cream cheese that i asked for and it tasted like frosting and now i wanna yack. 

wetheyoung:

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

eilwaen:

looks like we got a lying whore

he was so into it lol

lol to the entirety of hsm 1 2 and 3

**i’m not a rapper**

kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

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isabubbles:

Socks, Bill Clinton’s cat, being hounded by the paparazzi

isabubbles:

Socks, Bill Clinton’s cat, being hounded by the paparazzi

fleetwood mac is going to be in dc on halloween and i bet 1 trillion dollars i won’t find anyone here to go with me. 

guys last night greyhound left 5 young women alone at a bus station in annapolis. the bus drove right past us. it was dark. i was pissed. the attendants at the station had to bend over backwards for us and the only thing greyhound would do was to send a bus back for us 3 hours after they called. 

so “signal boost” this shit or whatever tumblr does. because i want to be a hero to other women. and also because fucking greyhound won’t pay for the uber we had to take back to washington. 

so don’t take greyhound ever. 

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