Natalie Portman on SNL “Nuni” skit


introverts:  sit quietly in corner reading good book and drinking tea

extroverts:  throw water balloons at old man, sing too loudly, eat all the jello


when ur eating dinner at your friends house


and their parents start arguing


and you want to ask for the salt


but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce


so for the entirety of the semester i thought this girl was dating a boy in my lit class because they are constantly together and there are pics of them like all close and shit on Facebook BUT it turns out that their both gay so if thats not AU for you idk what is.

american university: gay until proven straight

this gif really resonates with me. 

this gif really resonates with me. 

finding the perfect source when retroactively citing your paper is what i imagine it must be like to find the love of your life.

nitpicking details to make my point stronger

necessary steps before starting the final draft of a paper: watching the kid president pep talk video

take a moment to appreciate that back in the 80’s someone proposed “the fly” to a group of film execs and the majority thought it was a good idea for a movie. 

April 8th
Neutral Milk Hotel — PLAYED 11,628 TIMES


"April 8th" — Neutral Milk Hotel (On Avery Island, 1996)

it’s april 8th. i’m original. 


the united states has two borders:

  1. el border
  2. eh border