Why were you putting rocks in the pencil sharpener?
Because I needed them for my arrowhead collection.
whats the nicest way of telling someone you find them annoying and abrasive and also please stop rubbing up against me like a cat i don’t like that at all?
today, someone bragged to me that their thigh had the same measurement as my waist
that all happened in under 2 minutes
tears, streaming down my face
this is my
this is my favorite thing from this show or any show for that matter.
My sister is having an identity crisis because she doesn’t have the same nose as either one of my parents.