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  • Jenna: He’s peeping out of his shell like a umm...what’s that animal? You know, the one that crosses so slowly across the road and then you swerve to make sure you hit it and then a car coming the other way swerves the other way and goes off a cliff? And then that night, you and your companion have the greatest sex of your lives because you’re both sharing a secret?
  • Liz: It's a turtle, Jenna.
wetheyoung:

amorphinetoast:

zombikki:

bigeisamazing:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

1/16th Native American


#Holy shit I need to lay down I was not ready for that










AAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wetheyoung:

amorphinetoast:

zombikki:

bigeisamazing:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

1/16th Native American

AAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

imbriannolyin:

"The Rural Juror" is a true story of Roy Jurner, whose pure furor ensures a terrible murder

imbriannolyin:

"The Rural Juror" is a true story of Roy Jurner, whose pure furor ensures a terrible murder

the only reason i dread going back to school is everyone unleashing ~da feels~ about the middle east.

danfarrensfauxhawk:

We got an owner on the dog? There’s an animal tied up to a piece of metal. I’m sure it wasn’t born there.

i have a lot of feelings about my job rn

what reason do i have not to quit anymore i have three shifts this week and they’re all on call??

like stop fucking hiring people when you’re simultaneously slashing hours across the board is that so hard of a concept to grasp really???

and on call hours are the largest pile of bullshit ever why must i carve out six hours of my day for you and then not even have to work? its like being occupied all this time and not getting paid for any of it????

caraandlouie:

Steve Zissou from The Life Aquatic with Steve ZissouLouie Van PattenOil Stick on Panel24x19in
Original and prints on Etsy.

caraandlouie:

Steve Zissou from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Louie Van Patten
Oil Stick on Panel
24x19in

Original and prints on Etsy.

ame0toko:

rinharu-trash:

Reminder that:

  • Mascots are terrible
  • they basically mock furries and otherkins
  • Do NOT support mascots
  • DON’T
  • Especially if they’re animals

This has been a Psa  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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i fucking love andy cohen.

Oops be careful, your white savior complex is showing!

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