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when that song that gives you ~the feels~ is stuck in your head so you have to listen to it and you start crying and your roommate sees you and you’re both really high

nevereverbeensosatisfied:

i’ve been waiting an eternity for this

Half the people in this office have standing desks so that’s weird.

Just overheard a girl with hair down to her waist the her name is Katherine but she refers to go by omega. When I say my school is full of weirdos this is what I’m talking about.

im not mad that you’re hanging out with someone without me. i am mad that you are smoking our weed without me. fuck you so much holy shit you asshole this isn’t even the first time this happened jfc. we bought that weed to share and i have had none of it. 

that is why i am mad.

[edit]: and you’re using my piece? just buy your own bowl goddamnit they cost like $10 STOP USING MY BOWL WITHOUT ME IF YOU BREAK IT I WILL USE THE SHARDS TO CUT YOU. 

every single pennsylvania state school (pitt, temple, psu) as well as GW are having recruitment this weekend. these are three schools to compromise probably 80% of the freshmen i am friends with on Facebook. what this means is that i’ll probably kill myself by tonight.

Where Do You Go To My Lovely
Peter Sarstedt — PLAYED 2,343 TIMES

coffee-w-cats:

"Where Do You Go To My Lovely" by Peter Sarstedt

Anonymous
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

Vanilla chai with almond milk you are bae.

I know I’m getting everyone around me very sick but i refuse to miss any more classes.

I JUST SAW SOMEONE ON FB WITH MY LUCILLE BLUTH PHOTOSHOP EDIT AS THEIR COVER PHOTO OMG OMG OMG

i feel like its a universal truth that no matter what school you go to, if there’s a delta gamma there, they are the douchiest sorority on campus.

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