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Weed is decriminalized in dc so why is it that I’m still paying $65 for 1/8???

Why were you putting rocks in the pencil sharpener?

Because I needed them for my arrowhead collection.

whats the nicest way of telling someone you find them annoying and abrasive and also please stop rubbing up against me like a cat i don’t like that at all?

today, someone bragged to me that their thigh had the same measurement as my waist

i just…

what the…

why?

wetheyoung:

human:

wtf did i just watch

HAHAHAH BYE

mhm. 

mhm. 

this was the best

turnme-ontophantoms:

hellogray:

rachaellelizabeth:

walkingfoxy:

cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

tears, streaming down my face

this is my favourite FAVORITE

the best.

wrong show.

this is my favorite thing from this show or any show for that matter. 

My sister is having an identity crisis because she doesn’t have the same nose as either one of my parents.

every time buzzfeed posts a listicle about feminism my blood pressure rises. 

there will never be a beat drop as satisfying as the drum solo from In the Air Tonight. 

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